Grab my latest and silliest booty yet for free - love it or hate it, it really shouldn’t work, but it does!


Take two ridiculously different tracks, one of them my Jem Stone track Teleparp, stir in a certain ingredient that’s not my lover but says that I am the one, shake until it thickens, roll out till it turns golden, sprinkle with hi-hats, turn the gasmark to three and leave to rise. Then click here. And whatever you do, don’t take it seriously.


I make no apologies – it is what it is. Absurd. And I am the one. Gonna dance. On the floor. (in a while maybe). Grab a free wallpaper of it in the Free Section while you’re at it.

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